There are a few things that scare me. Snakes and butter top my terror list while werewolves, Mormons and masturbating with cheese-graters pretty much cover the rational fears. There are a few other unmentionables that get under my skin, but I’ve yet to meet a human being who truly terrifies me (despite scaring the shit out of me, Satan’s Spawn doesn’t qualify as human in my books).
Igor Vovchanchyn could be such a person. A retired Ukranian mixed martial artist who left the MMA circuit with a record of 49-2-10, Igor seems as pleasant as a tiger wearing a testicle clamp – and probably more dangerous. With seven of his ten losses coming well into the twilight of his career, Vovchanchyn embarked on a dominance of MMA that was purely staggering (this included a 30 fight winning streak!!!).
Arguably the best MMA fighter of his era, his highlight reel is as about as delicate as Apocalypse Now:
